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Liberalism Hates Happy Meals And Five Year Olds

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

As if the world needed stark proof, again, that liberalism is out of its kook-mind, the more-secular-than-thou crowd has banned kids toys in happy meals.  It sounds like a punch-line, a summer sequel to Dr. Suess’s grinch on holiday , but no.  This is really true.  They actually banned toys in happy meals.  I’m not making this up.

Can you picture a more hateful assault on childhood done in the name of conceited smuggery?  “No, no, you can’t have that.” is the basic feeling that enshrouds the liberal mind from cradle to grave.  I just cannot even grasp the wicked, evil, stupidity of this.  I keep saying to myself over and over, “they banned toys in happy meals…they banned toys in happy meals.”  Clearly the

desire here is to incitement.  They want us to hate them.

And they call conservatives the “party of no” ?

This is the wild bizarre effects of totalitarian liberal taliban gone bonkers.  This is stalinism, talibanism, shrieking evil.    Beyond bad, this surrealist and communist village of the mind bursts with  illness and conceit to the extent that inflicting bans-on-joy to a five year old having a treat is now held to be a milestone of civilization.  What could possibly be more outrageous an example of a government nanny state, an intrusive government, a liberal’s loving dream, and an absolute loss of all sanity than snatching a toy from a kid’s hand while he eats a french-fry, lest he associate the happiness of the french-fry with the fun of the toy?  How can you hate-on five year olds?  How can you hate happy meals?  How can you hate a five year old grinning wildly over a happy meal?  What’s next?  Will they ban the sale of ice-cream to minors so that only flax-seed eating liberals may consume it between the hours of 4 and 5 if showing a gym card?

I don’t think hating the people who did this will get anywhere.  I think they need to be committed to a padded government cell, locked in, and then the funding cut to the institution.

If I were mayor, and someone wanted to spend money prosecuting these people for treason, I would approve the money.

A Courageous Sister Takes a Stand

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

Let’s all bless her for this.  Sister, you have done well. Fight on to victory.

Let’s also hear it for the Alliance Defense Fund for coming to her aid.

Gay Marriage: it’s about destroying Christianity

Saturday, April 24th, 2010

The lazy, casual, uninvolved argument in favor of gay marriage goes something like this.  “Well, you know, if they want to ‘love’ each other, who am I to stand in the way?”  That is, of course, not an argument but a tepid justification for not holding a convincing opinion.  Nevertheless, its where many alleged Christians find a reply.

Chuck Colson’s article is a clear, quick, sharp rebuttal of that laziness.  The point couldn’t be more clear.  “Gay Marriage” means forcing anti-Christian morality onto Christian groups.  Period.

Once “Gay marriage” is legalized, any place in which a Christian group touches the public sphere will become an inflection point – a place where the Christianity must either be reflected back away from the public, or turned into a muddled decay as it staggers into the pagan realm.  The example in Colson’s article is clear: gay marriage means that Christians must either accept the terms of the government’s dictation on homosexual-morality, or be pushed out of public life.

The purpose of the scheme is to remove Christians, step by step, from any public life at all.  It’s the secular, anti-Christian government saying “my way or the highway.”

It’s not about “loving people”.

Save Roohi Tabassum from Deportation

Saturday, April 24th, 2010

Roohi Tabassum, a woman who has been threatened with death, in writing, by her family, if she is deported from Canada, needs our help.

The Canadian government is trying to decide whether Islamist radicals mean it when they say they want to murder a female family member in an “honor killing”.  Being secular and therefore clueless, the Canadian government conducts a “risk assessment” to see whether or not Islamists really do wish to murder Roohi.

You can help save this woman’s life.  Write to, fax, email, call the Canadian government office which is trying hard to decide whether she is under threat for her life:

PRRA office

5343 Dunda St. West

Etobicoke, Canada

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